Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

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madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

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applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"
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whitecourtkellyrhea:

kirschtein-relatable:

queefilicious:

inked-lion:

Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s

who even wanted to tattoo the back of their knee


oh my god

I dunno. I thought the one on my ribs was okay (pass out zone) but my spine was a big old hell no ow why.
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officialtribble:

scandalinirene:

officialtribble:

IMAGINE SHERLOCK HOLMES EATING A POPSICLE 

But no he’d eat it in front of john real seductive like just to watch john squirm in his chair uwu

he’d half finish it and tell John to have the rest

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daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
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narry-perfection:

"Sam would never sacrifice himself for you"

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"He’s always felt this way"

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